This is another reason why I don't think it'd be a good idea for me to post the binary we created for the fix. It is using the specific svchost binary from our standard image and may not be right for everyone. Thanks to everyone who's been commenting/discussing here. I like seeing people helping each other out.
UPDATE: I thought this went without saying, but I'll make sure I mention it anyways. Please make sure to also add the extra.dat to your epo repositories. At this point, with 5959 out it probably is a moot point, but better safe than sorry.